Wedding FIASCO!

Am feelin a bit un-easy about Ramdhan ending

and it has a lot to do with this being a holy month, but it also has to do with trying to avoid seeing certain "views"  once the month is over..

Well to be more clear, am avoiding seeing this type of "views"

and no am not attending a drag queen show, sadly I will be seeing these views in a certain type of celebration named "weddings"

If you are still confused, let me start by telling you a story

Once upon a time, in a place in this world, little girls as soon as they were born are all told one big secret

They are told that in their life time they will have one day in which they can be queens and princesses!

That that day they can do whatever they want and still be the star of the evening!

They are taught what to wear, how to act, what food to feed people, what color to decorate the walls, what give a aways to give the guests

Mind you- they arent taught anything about how to choose the right mm "creature" whom they will be sharing the rest of their lives with, afterall that doesnt matter, because it is all about THE BIG EVENT! hell they consider it a red carpet event!!

So NOW, since in their mind it is their day to be a "queen" and that it is a "red carpet event"

They have for some reason associated it with (and decided to look like) "drag queens" and a very very VERY sad and twisted version of "lady GaGA"

You know what am talking about..

am talking about this:

DRAG QUEENS POSING TO BE BRIDES!!!

And honestly ya raayt it was just about the makeup, now they are even dressing horriably! Them and their family and their inlaws and friends, its like one big FREAK SHOW!

They have that makeup on ^, and they are dressing in themes now..

There was a certain wedding milka where the bride dressed as a PEACOCK!

and there are weddings where you see 30-ish year old women dressed up as princesses *puke*



-fedait el dala3 ana bss-

and lets not forget the masquerade "wedding" balls, where the family and friends are walking around wearing masks, well atleast that way we wont see the horrific makeup

 

and then there are those who incoroprate feathers into their dress, and fur and bulbs and fruits and hell one even had wheels incoroprated into her dress to help move it!!

and the tight up held hair do-s, with zillion of pins and tons of hair spray and sparkly sparkly butterflies spread all over the head and the larger than life tiaras

Hell it is as if the queen of England have just marched into the building

And after having spent a fortune on all of this "freak show"

You will hear in a year time: mskeeeena zolekhaa, heya oo khalfan by6alqooo!!!

too bad, maybe if they spent more time getting to know each other, and less time travelling the world buying dresses for the wedding and clothes for the honeymoon, this wouldnt have happened

Xoxo

TaLyan's