Sunday, July 31, 2011

TaLyan Loves Ubersexual Men

No we dont like a metrosexual man

We are surly not interseted in a metrosexual whose jeans will be tighter than ours, who will have this season's shoes while we are wearing last season's heels, whose dressing table has more body creams than ours does, AND who spends more hours in the spa than us..



NEVERTHELESS

We dont like a cave man, whose beard is overly grown, whose nails are bitten or too long, whose hair is washed only one or twice a week, who thinks D&G and Gucci are chinese dishes, who has never visited a spa, who wears clothes that his mom picks up for him from the sunday market..




then, who do we like?

Our new love, the fantasy came true, please welcome: the ubersexual man..




Define UBERSEXUAL : According to the urban dictionary:
a male who is similar to a metrosexual but displays the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and class - leaving no doubt as to his sexual orientation
 
"Ubersexuals are the most attractive (not just physically), most dynamic, and most compelling men of their generations. They are confident, masculine, stylish, and committed to uncompromising quality in all areas of life."

So, MEN...Listen Up..

There is no harm in going getting your nails done, HELLO, you are not going to get them polished, you are going to get them cleaned, we personaly recommend Nails at Jawhart Al Shatti, Grand Spa, or Chedi Spa

 



If you are hairy, please do yourself and us a favor and visit the barbar shop twice a week, and get your hair done as well, hey why not try new hair cuts and new ways to have your beard shaved?



Yes we know we have a more sensitive skin and we are more prone to wrinkles, but that doesnt mean your skin is elastic and err life-proof! Get a facial now and then, it will help with the black heads on your noses and will give you an over all glow


 
Okay, Okay we wont ask you to take a bubble bath with candles and all (even though it isnt a bad idea) but hey why not use sensual and enriching body soaps and creams? We personally love Loccitane men products, you can find it at City Center
 
 

Please, Please, PRETTY Please..recognize that there are other designers out there other than Ralph Lauren, I think I will puke if I saw one more 5aleeji guy in a Polo shirt, its like when they are not wearing a kandoora or a dishdasha they are wearing a polo shirt, its like a new uniform!! Explore new horizons, err or designers, just please put the polo down, and no you arent allowed to go back to wearing from City Plaza..




As mentioned above the ubersexual man doesnt compromise on high quality in all aspects of life, so please treat your women with high quality as well
Dont take us to Macdonalds for a romantic dinner
Dont get us m7am9a (none branded, weird smelling) chocolates as gifts
Dont buy us teddy bears from the childern section
Whatever happened to the blue Tiffany box of joy?
Pay attention to our trendy clothes, new hair cut and just done nails
DONT CHEAT on us with women who have beard and mostaches and who wear Jalabiya and leso..

P.S: I love 5aleeji men, I think most of them are ubersexual

xoxo
TaLyan's Boudoir

1 comment:

  1. Hello, since when do people tell us what to wear on our face, what to smoke, what to have and what pleasures we can have? I know fitting in a group requires all the rules, but we can do what we want. However my negotiating skills are very ubersexual, and I'm intelligent/intellectual and women love it. :) On the other hand I have my own hints and tips for me to live: L'oreal Paris red mask for smoothing the skin, Nivea cream not only for the face but also the hands, shaving every time I get stubble, and sipping on mocha and eating a fancy Danish, not lattes! I'm not obsessed so much with underwear as frontwear: a shirt, a cashmere scarf and a navy dinner suit.

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